Overheard in the Mall Bathrooms

Woman 1: So why is it that no one is at your house?
Woman 2: Would you want to deal with the 2 year olds?


Woman 1: My husband doesn't like me to wear these shoes [flip flops] because of the noise they make.
Woman 2: Ya, I have the same problem! Listen to this, I was at the bookstore one tome and this guy was sitting and reading and he just went off on me. He was like "Can't you pick up your feet", and "be quieter", and "da da da da da da da" - I think he was a little touched. I don't know what peoples' problems are!