Overheard in the Flyover Zone

The Unbelievable, put into print for your convenience... or future reference. Caution: It may be to your advantage to visit the restroom before reading.

Monday, October 24, 2005

The phone is ringing....

Home owner (who thinks saying "hello" is boring): Do chickens have lips?
Caller (confused and bewildered): What?
Home owner: Do chickens have lips???
Caller: Who is this?
Home owner: Kevin.
Caller (after a lonnnnnng pause): I must have the wrong number.

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