Overheard in the Flyover Zone

The Unbelievable, put into print for your convenience... or future reference. Caution: It may be to your advantage to visit the restroom before reading.

Friday, March 10, 2006

"Can I help you?" -- Take #2

Same guy (as in the story below), different store, different day...

Customer walks into a department store.
Sales Associate: "Can I help you?"
Customer: "I'd like to see a stopwatch."
Sales Associate gets stopwatch out of the counter and shows it to Customer.
Customer looks at the stopwatch, notices it is broken, and tells Associate about it.
Sales Associate gets out another stopwatch.
Customer: "This one is broken, too."
Sales Associate gets out the 3rd and final stopwatch.
Customer: "This one is broken, too."
Sales Associate: "This is all we have. Do you want to buy one or not?"

1 Comments:

At 12:24 PM, Blogger Daisy Girl said...

perhaps the man should start shopping online...

 

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