Overheard in the Flyover Zone

The Unbelievable, put into print for your convenience... or future reference. Caution: It may be to your advantage to visit the restroom before reading.

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Redefining "whole" foods

Mother: "Did you cut up the walnuts in these brownies? I just tried to cut a brownie, and the knife detoured around a large nut!"
Daughter: "Of course I didn't cut the walnuts. You can't taste them if the pieces are too small. And besides, I'm trying to eat more whole foods!" (wink wink)

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