Overheard in the Flyover Zone

The Unbelievable, put into print for your convenience... or future reference. Caution: It may be to your advantage to visit the restroom before reading.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Bugs already!

Girl: There's a mosquito in my apartment!
Guy: Did it bite you?
Girl: No, I just noticed a black spot on my wall where there shouldn't be one.
Guy: Did you kill it?
Girl: No, I'm looking for something to kill it, it's up high on the wall.
Guy: I recommend using a chair then.
Girl: That'll leave a dent...

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