Vacation locations?
Guy #1: You know, Missouri is like the Tijuana of Iowa.
Guy #2: (in spanish accent) We got yo fireworks, we got casinos.
The Unbelievable, put into print for your convenience... or future reference. Caution: It may be to your advantage to visit the restroom before reading.
2 Comments:
Hahaha, yeah I think there are just too many similarities between Branson and Tijuana. Missouri is like the illigetimate cousin to Iowa. The more I think about this analogy though, the more I realise that all the Missourians have taken our jobs and we should try to "embrace their culture" as Missourians. Hmmm... I'm in the mood for Missourian food tonight. Some squirrel sounds mighty yummy about now.
That's the funniest thing I've heard all day!
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