Christmas smells

Everything's getting christmas-y at church. Cinnamon is nice-smelling. Except in the ladies bathroom when it mixes with the poop smell.

Breakfast 2

Girl: My great grandfather used to save the bacon grease to pour over his pancakes like syrup.
Boy: So his pancakes could go "oink oink, I'm dead" too?

Breakfast

Girl is making pancakes and bacon with her boyfriend who says, "that used to go 'oink oink' you know."

Christmas

Guy shopping in Christmas ornament section picks up an ornament of ballerina and says "She's not wearing any underware."

Honey, I...

Girl on phone: Yeah, at six o'clock I have my appointment to get my head shrinked.

An old aquaintance

Oh my gosh, it's so good to see you again! You look so good! You've changed! You shouldn't.

Clarification

Girl on Phone: Do you remember him? Not the drug addict, but the other one I had a crush on.