Check please!

The Travel Channel on worlds greatest log cabins: "built with materials including reclaimed fur from bats, this spacious living room..."

Guy: Question for ya, if the world was ending, in like a matter of hours, because, you know, the end of the world was coming...

Redefining "whole" foods

Mother: "Did you cut up the walnuts in these brownies? I just tried to cut a brownie, and the knife detoured around a large nut!"
Daughter: "Of course I didn't cut the walnuts. You can't taste them if the pieces are too small. And besides, I'm trying to eat more whole foods!" (wink wink)